Spendley Stuff

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Is this the "Oldest Spendley-Hayden Family Photo? If not please send me your oldest picture.

A couple of obvious questions:
1) Who is the most distracted?
2) How many grandchildren are missing from this picture?
3) Who is the youngest grandchild in this picture?
4) Why is Mike and Johnny wearing there pants so high up?
5) Who is it that is distracting many of the Spendley's/Hayden's in this picture?